Parrot's kick ass

Birds are like dogs, you can't ride them, BUT they're bangin when you get um ta fetch you beers, fuhhhhh! Haha, I want a bird. I'd name it "Betsy Ross" so I could say "Betsy Ross, get me a mutha flippin beer" then when he'd get back from the trip to the icechest, i'd say something like "Gracias Betsy Ross" Hell yeah!

Andre, Wilt and I just partying

These guys are probably 2 of the few that can really give me a run for my pesos. they will bust your balls if you even make them mad. I beat wilt in basketball and Andre at a drinking game called flip barrell. you have to drink a barrell of whiskey and then run with the empty barrel on your head. its F&@#^$* wacko! Now I am really starting to miss these basterds.

Mariah Carey is all over me

Mariah and I used to be an item...She got to be a pain when told her my obsession with Hockey and molassas... she hates both...we're back to sexting now...

Going on tour rumor

Above photoshoot I was apart of

Everyone keeps stopping me on the street and in alleys. Most of these hoes say "I heard your going to tour with Tupac and Kurt Cobain" I always tell them its just a rumor, but I may be a guest on Ellen Degeneras soon. That lady is awesome and you'd never guess, but she's openly homosexual! A woman like her get nearly every member of every boy band since the Monkees or NewKidsOnTheBlock.

Thanks for reading. I'm getting about 40,000 hits on my blog a day, not to brag or anything, but if everyone of you gave me $1 for a song download, I'd have $40,000 a day, which would allow me to maybe pay a Kurt Cobain and Tupac look alike for a tour. But only if its one guy that does both.

So yeah, rumors do come true.

These pictures might push the ladies over the limit...

Just so you know, that does say "Douglas Jamison" its just in a nother language. BAM!

Only childhood picture of me...ever.

Yeah, it proves everything...one... I'm french. two, I've always been a hot rocker with the right moves and three, I love makin it happen in a big way.
My only wish was that there were more of these pictures. I supposedly climbed the whole tower before getting yanked down by zesty french men...actually if you have those old newspaper clippings with me climbing up the tower and getting put into custody, send um to me.
Awesome! You all run along now, nothing else to see today... unless you're with me watchin ladies doin whiskey shooters off my abs.

I'm big into bobsleding.

infact, I wanna grab one up and teach myself the ways...unless of course I meet bob the sledder, then I'd force him to teach me the skills needed for kickin ass down a sledding tube like you see at the olympics. Fuhhh, ladies love that shizzz.

Picasso and Gene Simmons would be my ultimate sled-mates, gene simmons would bring the fast feet, picasso could paint our portraits for the newspapers and maybe a book about our awesome skills.

Douglas Jamison Introduction

I invented Whiskey

Believe me. You can't win.
But I'll tell you what, you can take a shot off my abs of the finest whiskey if your a babe.

I am Douglas Jamison

Hey Ladies and the occasional dude. I am Douglas Jamison. I like Whiskey, throwing chairs off stage, wearing boots, rolling naked in glitter, french kissing maniquins onstage and basically living the dream. (Hell yeah) I'm a human guitar and faster then a human guitar. So FUHHH!