Parrot's kick ass

Birds are like dogs, you can't ride them, BUT they're bangin when you get um ta fetch you beers, fuhhhhh! Haha, I want a bird. I'd name it "Betsy Ross" so I could say "Betsy Ross, get me a mutha flippin beer" then when he'd get back from the trip to the icechest, i'd say something like "Gracias Betsy Ross" Hell yeah!

Andre, Wilt and I just partying

These guys are probably 2 of the few that can really give me a run for my pesos. they will bust your balls if you even make them mad. I beat wilt in basketball and Andre at a drinking game called flip barrell. you have to drink a barrell of whiskey and then run with the empty barrel on your head. its F&@#^$* wacko! Now I am really starting to miss these basterds.