Birds are like dogs, you can't ride them, BUT they're bangin when you get um ta fetch you beers, fuhhhhh! Haha, I want a bird. I'd name it "Betsy Ross" so I could say "Betsy Ross, get me a mutha flippin beer" then when he'd get back from the trip to the icechest, i'd say something like "Gracias Betsy Ross" Hell yeah!
