Parrot's kick ass

Birds are like dogs, you can't ride them, BUT they're bangin when you get um ta fetch you beers, fuhhhhh! Haha, I want a bird. I'd name it "Betsy Ross" so I could say "Betsy Ross, get me a mutha flippin beer" then when he'd get back from the trip to the icechest, i'd say something like "Gracias Betsy Ross" Hell yeah!

Only childhood picture of me...ever.

Yeah, it proves everything...one... I'm french. two, I've always been a hot rocker with the right moves and three, I love makin it happen in a big way.
My only wish was that there were more of these pictures. I supposedly climbed the whole tower before getting yanked down by zesty french men...actually if you have those old newspaper clippings with me climbing up the tower and getting put into custody, send um to me.
Awesome! You all run along now, nothing else to see today... unless you're with me watchin ladies doin whiskey shooters off my abs.

I invented Whiskey

Believe me. You can't win.
But I'll tell you what, you can take a shot off my abs of the finest whiskey if your a babe.

I am Douglas Jamison

Hey Ladies and the occasional dude. I am Douglas Jamison. I like Whiskey, throwing chairs off stage, wearing boots, rolling naked in glitter, french kissing maniquins onstage and basically living the dream. (Hell yeah) I'm a human guitar and faster then a human guitar. So FUHHH!