Friday, June 12, 2009

I invented Whiskey

Believe me. You can't win.
But I'll tell you what, you can take a shot off my abs of the finest whiskey if your a babe.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I am Douglas Jamison

Hey Ladies and the occasional dude. I am Douglas Jamison. I like Whiskey, throwing chairs off stage, wearing boots, rolling naked in glitter, french kissing maniquins onstage and basically living the dream. (Hell yeah) I'm a human guitar and faster then a human guitar. So FUHHH!