Monday, July 27, 2009

Mariah Carey is all over me

Mariah and I used to be an item...She got to be a pain when told her my obsession with Hockey and molassas... she hates both...we're back to sexting now...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Going on tour rumor

Above photoshoot I was apart of

Everyone keeps stopping me on the street and in alleys. Most of these hoes say "I heard your going to tour with Tupac and Kurt Cobain" I always tell them its just a rumor, but I may be a guest on Ellen Degeneras soon. That lady is awesome and you'd never guess, but she's openly homosexual! A woman like her get nearly every member of every boy band since the Monkees or NewKidsOnTheBlock.

Thanks for reading. I'm getting about 40,000 hits on my blog a day, not to brag or anything, but if everyone of you gave me $1 for a song download, I'd have $40,000 a day, which would allow me to maybe pay a Kurt Cobain and Tupac look alike for a tour. But only if its one guy that does both.

So yeah, rumors do come true.

These pictures might push the ladies over the limit...

Just so you know, that does say "Douglas Jamison" its just in a nother language. BAM!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Only childhood picture of me...ever.

Yeah, it proves I'm french. two, I've always been a hot rocker with the right moves and three, I love makin it happen in a big way.
My only wish was that there were more of these pictures. I supposedly climbed the whole tower before getting yanked down by zesty french men...actually if you have those old newspaper clippings with me climbing up the tower and getting put into custody, send um to me.
Awesome! You all run along now, nothing else to see today... unless you're with me watchin ladies doin whiskey shooters off my abs.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

I'm big into bobsleding.

infact, I wanna grab one up and teach myself the ways...unless of course I meet bob the sledder, then I'd force him to teach me the skills needed for kickin ass down a sledding tube like you see at the olympics. Fuhhh, ladies love that shizzz.

Picasso and Gene Simmons would be my ultimate sled-mates, gene simmons would bring the fast feet, picasso could paint our portraits for the newspapers and maybe a book about our awesome skills.